I want to go back to the good future, those skyfins were nice, giving me rides and shit. Modern dolphins are rude and sarcastic, like this fucker here. Sorry that I swam too fast and you couldn’t keep up, but I’m basically a super powered battery charging through the ocean thanks to some omnipotent DNA strand that keeps booty calling me to save the universe. (If I have to find one more of your balls…)
Those “Give me a fish” dolphins also piss me off. Okay, the ocean is dangerous enough, but now we have aliens, smart ass. ALIENS.
I’m not giving you a fish, dickhead. How about I give you an ass whoopin’ instead?
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