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ryuuza: I want to go back to the good future, those skyfins were nice, giving me rides and shit.  Modern dolphins are rude and sarcastic, like this fucker here.  Sorry that I swam too fast and you couldn’t keep up, but I’m basically a super powered battery charging through the ocean thanks to some omnipotent DNA strand that keeps booty calling me to save the universe.  (If I have to find one more of your balls…) Those “Give me a fish” dolphins also piss me off.  Okay, the ocean is dangerous enough, but now we have aliens, smart ass.  ALIENS. I’m not giving you a fish, dickhead.  How about I give you an ass whoopin’ instead?

ryuuza:

I want to go back to the good future, those skyfins were nice, giving me rides and shit.  Modern dolphins are rude and sarcastic, like this fucker here.  Sorry that I swam too fast and you couldn’t keep up, but I’m basically a super powered battery charging through the ocean thanks to some omnipotent DNA strand that keeps booty calling me to save the universe.  (If I have to find one more of your balls…)

Those “Give me a fish” dolphins also piss me off.  Okay, the ocean is dangerous enough, but now we have aliens, smart ass.  ALIENS.

I’m not giving you a fish, dickhead.  How about I give you an ass whoopin’ instead?

10 months ago on August 06, 2012 at 08:40am
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